I thank you for coming to my site here. It is available for your reading, free of charge, twenty-four hours a day. If you would like to contact me, you can send me an email.
I will probably read it quickly unless I am upstairs or with my boys. I will also respond quickly, unless you’ve asked me something really silly. Then I will ignore it for a while to give you a chance to email me a second time with a better question.
If I still don’t answer your question via email or a blog post. You can try clicking the donate button, it’s kind of like a doorbell, it will get my attention for you.
If you must, you can try to call me in my office, 517-783-3388. My phone only rings Monday through Friday from 8am to 4pm, otherwise it will be sent directly to voicemail.
I do take off early quite a bit in the summer, to either spend time with my sons or skydive. I will return your call at my earliest convenience. Please state clearly if you have an emergency request. I will respond appropriately to your desire to pay extra.
Your mileage may vary. If I don’t answer your calls, or reply to your voice-mails, try the doorbell. And yes, I do send complete invoices for the work I do at your request.
If you don’t pay it, I will almost certainly ignore you in the future.